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I’ve been thinking about this pretty much non stop for a few days now, I can’t stop grinning like an idiot. I’ve been following Bryan for over a decade, when I met him he couldn’t have been a nicer chap, now he’s the man and I can’t think of anyone else who deserves it more.

I’ve been thinking about this pretty much non stop for a few days now, I can’t stop grinning like an idiot. I’ve been following Bryan for over a decade, when I met him he couldn’t have been a nicer chap, now he’s the man and I can’t think of anyone else who deserves it more.

Paul Nuttall is the deputy leader of the UKIPs and he’s from Liverpool, and he’s very worried about all these Bulgarians coming over, and in July he said: “Bulgarians need to ensure that their brightest and best people stay in Bulgaria and make it economically prosperous, instead of coming to the UK to serve tea and coffee.” Now, that’s all very well for Paul Nuttalls of the UKIPs because he lives in Liverpool, but I live in London. And what I want to know, is how am I supposed to get cheap tea and coffee, unless there’s a massively overqualified East-European philosophy professor prepared to make it for me, for significantly less than the living wage? Selfish, selfish Paul Nuttals of the UKIPs. He is genuinely concerned for the economic prosperity in Bulgaria, I don’t doubt that for a minute, but that is threatening my access to cheap, hot beverages in the central London area. What I say to Paul Nuttals is this: Paul Nuttals, of the UKIPs, from Liverpool, abandon all your parliamentary hopes and dreams of London, and stay in Liverpool, where /you/ belong. Because you are clearly the best and brightest that Liverpool has to offer. By Stewart Lee (Stewart Lee’s Comedy Vehicle 3.2)